Hmmm.. More DDoS? Yey!
It looks like it happened again today, yet another DDoS attack. (Not sure what the heck a DDoS is? Check out Wikipedia for an explanation) I’m sure it’s posted all over the interwebs and more than likely local news sources are picking it up, too. Looks like there’s a disgruntled dood in Europe somewhere that’s not happy with some political dood’s tweets. Just one person is taking down Twitter? Yey! I don’t condone any illegal activity, but it’s fun to make light of the situation.
Twitter Denial of Service
I rejoiced when I heard that the Twitter monster was taken down by a DoS. But I was not quick enough to report on the happens, new job and all. Makes me wonder what the masses did while their interwebs were nothing more than the googles and flashygames…
More People Talk About Poop On Twitter Than…

More people are “tweeting” about pooping, or various incarnations of the act, on Twitter. Build your own graph and find out how sick people actually are.
Check out Twttrpoop for more.
Original Twitter Machine

Thanks goes to Married To The Sea for the cartoon.
Trent Reznor Ends Twitter Legacy By Deleting Account

Photo: Wooliscroft/WireImage
Has the apocalypse come? Has the world ended? Rock God, Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has pulled all his Twittering!!
Rock Daily was saddened to learn this weekend that Nine Inch Nails‘ Trent Reznor deleted his Twitter account, officially ending his tenure on the 140-character social network. What was once among our favorite Twitters to follow is now a “That Page Doesn’t Exist.” Reznor had in the past flirted with permanently absconding from Twitter after receiving a plethora of nasty messages concerning himself and his fiancée, West Indian Girl frontwoman Mariqueen Maandig, stating that “idiots rule” on social networks. However, Reznor eventually returned to Twitter, albeit briefly, to announce plans for the Nine Inch Nails’ final U.S. tour and to recommend artists like Grizzly Bear and Mew.
See the rest of the article on Rolling Stone
Twittergate Is Lame

Citizens of the blogosphere: We’ve been had. The revelations from the dubiously named Twittergate have been about as exciting as watching wet paint dry, and has served only to hype the TechCrunch and Twitter brands. When Michael Arrington first announced there were “hundreds of confidential Twitter documents” sitting in TechCrunch’s inbox, the TC co-founder wrote, “a few of the documents have so much news value that we think it’s appropriate to publish them.”
Yesterday, Arrington made good on his promise to deliver the news with a post by Eric Schonfeld entitled “Twitter’s Internal Strategy Laid Bare: To Be “The Pulse Of The Planet.”
See the rest at PC World
Wal-Mart Fails at Twitter

If you, for some weird reason or another, have any interest in signing up to WalMart’s Twitter feed, be prepared to agree to a 3,379 word long (lord only knows how many characters) Terms of Use.
From BoingBoing
This is Fail Whale

The “Fail Whale” is this above graphic of a whale held up by a flock of birds illustrated by Yiying Lu (@yiyinglu on twitter)
It is employed during periods of downtime by the social networking service Twitter.com, which allows users to submit and share brief messages known colloquially as “tweets.” When Twitter gets overloaded, users see the “Fail Whale” error message.
See more of Fail Whale here.

Found by Brian G on 
